I met Jose last night, down in the grocery line,
He saw my candy corn, my pizza, and my wine,
He said, I too was a tumbleweed, rolling on the floor,
Now I've learned I am nothing, a rock on the shore.
Tried to be polite, hear the man's advice,
He jerked around, I think he thought he was dancing,
And then he started chanting
Curse your god, grab the wall,
Nothing's gonna break your fall,
Throw your coins down the well,
Getting lucky in a cheap motel
They’re no good at the gates of hell - 2nd and 4th times
All you've done and all you've been,
You won't ever get it back again.
I left the store last night, a car was rolling past,
Slammed into the median, Jose burst through the glass,
He said, I'm not surprised by this, I’ve always been prepared,
Then he opened up a beer as he flew through the air.
Tried to be polite, hear the man's advice,
He jerked around, I think he thought he was dancing,
And then he started chanting
Curse your god, grab the wall,
Nothing's gonna break your fall,
Throw your coins down the well,
They’re no good at the gates of hell
All you've done and all you've been,
You won't ever get it back again.
Staring at the bread crumbs you left behind,
You're gonna strain your neck, you're gonna waste your time,
Can't fit the whole world inside your head